Back Pain Testimonial from Sam Mosuhli

Posted on April 10, 2012 by The Webmaster

AT 99 Kilos, I was always tired, I could hardly tie my shoes laces, over sweating and very irritable. I could hardly do anything. My feet were bruished every single moment and my back was always aching, I had serious headaches I wanted to exercise but I just could not get started!

Sam Mosuhli at 81 Kilos with a Smile…
After losing 18 kilos in the club, I feel much younger. I smile more often, my back pain is history, I have no bruished feet and I am so energetic I am suprising myself. Want to change your life, GET TO THE CLUB!

 

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Sleeplessness Testimonial From Tieang Matlotlo

Posted on April 10, 2012 by The Webmaster

Sleeplessness

 

Sleeplessness

I Used to weigh 105 kilos. For my height, I was obese. This led to sleeplessness, constipation, heartburn, painful feet, could not tie my own shoes! Worse still I was very impatient and could not get into my police van. No uniform could fit me. Diabetes struck and I got really miserable. I was always fatigued and I could not perform my police duties properly.
After coming to the club, a couple of times. My energy that is going through the roof, I now can fit into uniform and can tie my shoes. Constipation and lack of sleep are things of the past. I dropped 14 cm along the waist and I feel GREAT.
Proper education on proper  nutrition and eating habits are keys to good health… IF I CAN, YOU CAN  TOO.

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Leaking Heart Testimonial From Mrs Pule

Posted on April 9, 2012 by The Webmaster

I had a leaking heart from birth. I was on medical supervision and treatment since then! I was supposed, not to run or do any exhausting work. (e.g. even kneeling down scrubbing the floor); could not visit anywhere without taking treatment. I suffered shortness of breath on talking, spells of swelling face and bluish discoloration on strong contact. A permanent puffy face was my trademark. My upper and lower extremities were always cold and lips blue due to lack of oxygen supply. My weak heart was not supplying enough blood to those parts. My last heart check-up revealed that the opening (Mitral valve) was now 1 cm wide .i.e. not closing at all. This is a very serious condition!
I met the Herbalife products by accident! And I was told I was overweight by 10 Kilos. Used the product and lost 5 kilos in a very short time. I have energy and I can jive as long as there is music! No swelling, no blue lips, no short breath, I can do all my house chores. After 5 weeks on the product I went for a checkup and guess what…  My leaking heart is normal. My heart is certified medically COMPETENT! Thanks to the cellular nutrition!

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Statement From Minister of Health

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Ramon Thomas

A statement from Minister Babalaas-Msimang “Although I was Absinthe from the office for several months, I wish to remind you that I Amstel the Minister of Health, am not a dictator but I Amarula and I will continue to Rum the Department of Health,” she stated, announcing her return to office.

When quizzed on her health, she mentioned she had recovered well. “Of course I am well, she retorted. “I am more than well – I am OKWV! Ask a stupid question and get a stupid Hansa.

Despite being asked about her new liver, she made no reference to the Morgan transplant.

President Mbeki has rallied around his friend: “She has my Absolut support. That is why I wiped the silly Smirnoff her deputy’s face! The opposition will not be able Tequila career.”

Let’s face it, no matter how many times the DA has stirred, the Minister appears unshaken and despite her career being on the rocks, she is still a Mainstay of the ANC government.

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Chronic Arthritis Testimonial From Malehlonolo Masakane

Posted on April 8, 2012 by The Webmaster

Chronic Arthritis Chronic Arthritis Ke na le le lilemo tse fetang leshome ke opeloa ke masapo! Ke phela ka ho thatela matsoho, mangoele, le maoto ka likatana joalo ka u bona! Bana ba ka ba na le lilemo tse fetang 5 ba sa bone matsoho a ka! Ke ne ke lutse ke opeloa ka nako tsohle. Ke ne ke lekile hohle moo nka thusoang ka mpa ka hloleha. Ke tlile setsing mona ka makhetlo a sa feteng 20, ke tlamolotse matsoho. Ke tseba ho tsamaea joalo ka batho bohle! Haeba u hloka ho phela, hantle tloo, le uena u tla fumana thuso!Your health is your number ONE asset!

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